when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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