But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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