i barfeds in our rink
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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