I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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