Sponge bath it is.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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