My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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