I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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