hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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