But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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