She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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