quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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