Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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