Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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