Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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