this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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