Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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