What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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