I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize