How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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