My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
