She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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