do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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