I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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