Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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