I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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