All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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