nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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