Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
please don't ironically join a cult
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