So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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