Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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