I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So. Much. Porn.
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