Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize
