I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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