i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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