he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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