May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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