and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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