this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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