dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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