Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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