we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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