wake up i wanna do it froggy style
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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