Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
