Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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