whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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