I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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