Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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