I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
