he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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