How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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