I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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