Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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