Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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